I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I want to walk on stilts...naked
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
No I am not eating basil off your cock
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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