David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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