im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Randomize
