problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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