Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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