Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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