He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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