have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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