whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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