I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Randomize
