How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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