why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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