you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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