so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
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