I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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