the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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