id be glad to
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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