i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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