How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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