The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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