Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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