Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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