Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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