I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
i believe in u and ur pee
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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