i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
you never un-have a 4some
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
