What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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