Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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