But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I wear drunk well.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
