I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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