Betty ford says i'm here all night
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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