Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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