Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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