And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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