Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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