You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He has the fingertips of a God
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