i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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