So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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