are you still at the devil's house?
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
