so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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