I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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