Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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