Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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