i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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