I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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