she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
this is an emotional support booty call
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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