Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just saw a hot homeless man
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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