whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
