i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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