I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
