trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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