on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I enjoy the company of your penis
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