I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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