Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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